Super Bowl Lock: Betting Fans Bid Adieu

February 3rd, 2012

Like smoke cought in the vortex of a crack pipe, Steingrout ran through the sports book at the center of Caesars Palace. He ran as he always ran when cashing a big bet – hurriedly, unsmiling, head down, as if the other degenerates praise was a storm of rain to get out of. He didn’t tip his cap. Though we thumped, wept, and chanted “We want Max” for minutes after he left the casino, he did not come back. A 10 team parlay! The noise for some seconds passed beyond excitement into a kind of immense open anguish, a wailing, a cry to be saved. But immortality is nontransferable. The papers said that the other bettors, and even the pit bosses, begged him to come out for a picture or acknowledgement in some way, but he never had and did not now. Gods do not answer e-mails.

NFL Super Bowl Lock –

New England -2.5 vs NY Giants                      L

TCH Playoff Locks ™ vs Spread (3 – 7 – 0) (.300%)

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NFL Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

Super Bowl Power Rankings

January 25th, 2012

 

NFL Playoff Power Rankings –

1. New England (13 – 3) (2 – 0) + l – + p – – w + l l – w + w l  (+ - )

2. NY Giants (9 – 7) (3 – 0 ) w + + + w p w + w – w l + – + l  (l  l  l  )

Utilizing Lefty Rosenthal’s Plus/Minus (+/-) Scale bettors may, in a glance, notice trends, patterns, failures, successes and, perhaps, avoid setups and pitfalls.

Lefty Rosenthal was the first to utilize Power Rankings as a bettor, a bookie and later, for The Stardust, as the nation’s premier linesmaker.

“Without rankings,” Lefty said, “how would you know who everybody’s going to bet?”

TCH Power Rankings ™ reflect a combination of record and perception.

Plus (+): bet on & won
Minus (-) : bet on & lost
w (w): bet against & won
l (l): bet against & lost

p (p): push

NFL Playoff Locks: Priscilla Johnson

January 19th, 2012

07/07/2010

Dear Max-

I strongly believe that Oswald did it alone. The Walker attempt, as you noted, not only shows his unstable mindset but his politics. Marina used to say that if Oswald had been put on trial, he would have used that forum to proclaim his hatred of capitalism and to claim that as his motive. From meeting him that one time in Moscow, I would not have predicted his later actions. He seemed angry but subdued to me. No conspiracy either. He couldn’t cross the street with someone else (I have some examples), let alone join with another person in a conspiracy. Everything he did, he did alone, as far as I am aware. I haven’t heard about the Hanks film and would like to know more. And yes, I met Vincent Bugliosi once. He was speaking in my town, Cambridge, Mass., and when I went up to him afterward hejumped to his feet and said “you’re an American icon!” Imagine. Later I read his book and saw that everything he said about me, my career as a reporter in Moscow, my lack of relationship to the US gov’t etc., was true and showed that he had read the State Dep’t, CIA and FBI files on me. His accuracy made me believe in his accuracy about other things in hi book and was impressive.

Best, Priscilla

NFL Playoff Locks –

New England -7 vs Baltimore                                  L

San Francisco -2.5 vs NY Giants                               L

TCH Playoff Locks ™ vs Spread (3 – 5 – 0) (.375%)

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NFL Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

NFL Playoff Power Rankings

January 17th, 2012

Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs,
dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with
the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject
to the same diseases, heal’d by the same means,
warm’d and cool’d by the same winter and summer
as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us,
do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.
If a Jew wrong a Christian, what is his humility?
Revenge. If a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his
sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge.
The villainy you teach me, I will execute,
and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

NFL Playoff Power Rankings –

1. San Francisco (13 – 3)  (1 – 0) l p w l l l + + + + w + – + + -  (l )

2. New England (13 – 3) (1 – 0) + l – + p – – w + l l – w + w l  (+ )

3. Baltimore (12 – 4)  (1 – 0) + – + + l – w + – p + + – w – l  (w )

4. NY Giants (9 – 7) (2 – 0 ) w + + + w p w + w – w l + – + l  (l l )

Utilizing Lefty Rosenthal’s Plus/Minus (+/-) Scale bettors may, in a glance, notice trends, patterns, failures, successes and, perhaps, avoid setups and pitfalls.

Lefty Rosenthal was the first to utilize Power Rankings as a bettor, a bookie and later, for The Stardust, as the nation’s premier linesmaker.

“Without rankings,” Lefty said, “how would you know who everybody’s going to bet?”

TCH Power Rankings ™ reflect a combination of record and perception.

Plus (+): bet on & won
Minus (-) : bet on & lost
w (w): bet against & won
l (l): bet against & lost

p (p): push

NFL Playoff Locks – Birdie Wallace

January 12th, 2012

In Las Vegas in the mid-80’s, Max Steingrout ran with a speed freak named Birdie Wallace.

Birdie was nervous and paranoid and he made everyone around him nervous and paranoid. 

Between 1985 and 1989 Birdie became the biggest importer and distributor of blow in Clark County, NV. He helped make Las Vegas become known as ”Sin City.” 

He supplied coke to everyone who supplied coke to everyone in Las Vegas: dealers, valets, bartenders, taxi drivers, strippers, prostitutes, hotel managers, stars and performers.

If you did blow in Las Vegas in the late ’80s it probably came from someone who got it from someone who go it from Birdie Wallace.

In the end, it didn’t last. He made too many people nervous and he started to make too much money.

One day Birdie flew away, allegedly with a bullet to the back of his head in the back of an El Dorado.

NFL Playoff Locks –

New Orleans -3.5 @ San Francisco                 L

New England -13.5 vs Denver                       W

Houston +9 @ Baltimore                            W

Green Bay -7.5 vs NY Giants                         L

TCH Playoff Locks ™ vs Spread (1 – 3 – 0) (.250%)

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NFL Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

NFL Playoff Power Rankings

January 10th, 2012

October 30, 1974 – Kinshasa, Zaire

George Foreman wasn’t the lovable, grill-selling machine you see on the QVC.

He was the fiercest man on the planet.

He was The Champ.

Muhammad Ali, stripped of his title and boxing license, had lost a title bout against Joe Frazier.

Foreman destroyed Frazier, knocking him out in two rounds.

A 10 -1 underdog, in 1974, Ali was considered old.

He told his trainor, Angelo Dundee, he had a secret plan for Foreman.

For five rounds Foreman pounded away while Ali covered up and leaned against the ropes.

Cosell wondered if the fight should be stopped.

According to Foreman, after hitting Ali with a body blow, Ali whispered, “Is that all you got, George?” To which Foreman thought “Yep…that’s about it.”

In the 8th round, Foreman was counted out after stumbling to the canvass in the center of the ring.

Ali coined the technique “the rope-a-dope.”

NFL Playoff Power Rankings –

1. Green Bay (15 – 1) l – + + l l – + l w + – l – + l

2. San Francisco (13 – 3) l p w l l l + + + + w + – + + -

3. New Orleans (13 – 3) (1 – 0 ) – + + + – – l w + l + + l l + l (l )

4. New England (13 – 3) + l – + p – – w + l l – w + w l

5. Baltimore (12 – 4) + – + + l – w + – p + + – w – l

6. Houston (10 – 6) (1 – 0 ) l + w + – – + w l l p l + – – l l (+ )

7. NY Giants (9 – 7) (1 – 0 ) w + + + w p w + w – w l + – + l (l )

8. Denver (8 – 8 ) (1 – 0 ) w – l w w l w l l l l l w w – – (l )

Utilizing Lefty Rosenthal’s Plus/Minus (+/-) Scale bettors may, in a glance, notice trends, patterns, failures, successes and, perhaps, avoid setups and pitfalls.

Lefty Rosenthal was the first to utilize Power Rankings as a bettor, a bookie and later, for The Stardust, as the nation’s premier linesmaker.

“Without rankings,” Lefty said, “how would you know who everybody’s going to bet?”

TCH Power Rankings ™ reflect a combination of record and perception.

Plus (+): bet on & won
Minus (-) : bet on & lost
w (w): bet against & won
l (l): bet against & lost

p (p): push

NFL Playoff Locks

January 6th, 2012

 

March 5, 1960 -  Havana, Cuba

Viva La Revolucion! Viva Fidel!

The Syndicate’s inglorious expulsion from Cuba helped usher Las Vegas into a hedonistic, “we are the world,” melting pot of mob money. 

Meyer Lansky, referring to the Syndicate, quipped: ”We’re bigger than U.S. Steel.”

Since WWII federal intelligence & investigation agencies shared a close alliance with organized crime.

Parallelled with organized crime’s rise to glory in Vegas, was the post-WWII rise of US capitalism.

In the 1980′s Sin City was still very much a mob town.

It was clean. It was tidy. Everyone knew their place. Everyone had fun. Everyone made money.

The rise of the corporate syndicate introduced a new, insatiable, competitive force in Glitter Gulch: Wall Street.

Never denied, the corporate cabal set their sites on turning Las Vegas into the cut-throat, dangerous, “family-themed vacation hot spot” it is today.

Paranoia is not being paranoid when justified. Then it’s real.

The problem with addiction isn’t the fix, it’s the jones.

Don’t be afraid.

Be very afraid.

NFL Playoff Locks –

Houston -3 vs Cincinnati – W

Detroit +10.5 @ New Orleans – L

Atlanta +3 @ NY Giants – L

Pittsburgh -8 @ Denver – L

TCH Playoff Locks ™ vs Spread (0 – 0 – 0)

TCH NFL Locks™ 2011 Season vs. Spread (132 – 114 – 10) ( .537).

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NFL Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

NFL Playoff Power Rankings

January 5th, 2012

LAS VEGAS, NV – Feb. 1991

Sports Illustrated’s Leigh Montville was in town doing a story on linesmaking & sports betting.

Max resisted numerous interview requests until Montville stalked him in Caesars’ sportsbook. While other handicappers pretended not to notice, Max made his picks. It was 11:30 am and he was done for the day. The lines moved immediately.

“Max? Leigh Montville, Sports Illustrated, can I have a minute?”

Oh Jesus. Max was tired. He had been up all night doing blow and spanking strippers.

Before he was able to respond, the pasty Montville descended on him like a toothless crack whore.

NFL Playoff Power Rankings & Vegas Odds to Win Super Bowl XLVI

1. Green Bay (15 – 1) l – + + l l – + l w + – l – + l  (9/5)

2. San Francisco (13 – 3) l p w l l l + + + + w + – + + -  (8/1)

3. New Orleans (13 – 3) – + + + – - l w + l + + l l + l   (9/2)

4. New England (13 – 3) + l – + p – – w + l l – w + w l   (4/1)

5. Baltimore (12 – 4) + – + + l – w + – p + + – w – l   (8/1)

6. Pittsburgh (12 – 4) w l w w + w + l w l w + w w l w   (8/1)

7. Atlanta (10 – 6) w + – - – + + + – p p – + + w +   (35/1)

8. Houston (10 – 6) l + w + – – + w l l p l + – - l l  (40/1)

9. Detroit (10 – 6) l l w + + – w + – + w w – w + -   (40/1)

10. NY Giants (9 – 7) w + + + w p w + w – w l + – + l   (20/1) 

11. Cincinatti (9 – 7) l l w l + + + + – p – w w + + -   (65/1)

12. Denver (8 – 8 ) w – l w w l w l l l l l w w – -  (50/1)

Utilizing Lefty Rosenthal’s Plus/Minus (+/-) Scale bettors may, in a glance, notice trends, patterns, failures, successes and, perhaps, avoid setups and pitfalls.

Lefty Rosenthal was the first to utilize Power Rankings as a bettor, a bookie and later, for The Stardust, as the nation’s premier linesmaker.

“Without rankings,” Lefty said, “how would you know who everybody’s going to bet?”

TCH Power Rankings ™ reflect a combination of record and perception.

Plus (+): bet on & won
Minus (-) : bet on & lost
w (w): bet against & won
l (l): bet against & lost

p (p): push

Week 17 NFL Locks: Happy New Year

December 31st, 2011

Tijuana, Mexico – 1992

After his Las Vegas expulsion, Max Steingrout disappeared south of the border.

He learned the language and immersed himself in the culture.

He became one with the Mexican people. They became one with him.

The US dollar was strong and he lived like a king.

He drank, drugged, smoked, whored & gambled on cock fights.

After the money was gone, during the day, he picked fruit with the local children and old women.

They called him El Perezoso which means “The Fast Picker.”

Credited with the birth of Los Palillos, a faction of the Tijuana cartel that expanded into Nevada, Max taught the children the ways of the Las Vegas mob. Easy stuff like: prostitution, selling drugs & extorting tourists.

At night he would pick the fruits of Tijuana’s daughters.

The fathers, pimps or young Mexican suitors would later pick fights with him.

Week 17 in the NFL is an enigma.

Things are not as they seem.

Up is down. Down is up.

We are left somewhere in between.

9 out of 12 teams have clinched playoffs spots, only 2 their playoff position.

7 other teams vie for the final 3 available playoff spots.

2 in the NFC vs themselves (NY Giants / Cowboys).

2 teams contend for the #1 draft pick.

14 other teams play and pray not to get hurt.

Week 17 NFL Locks –

Philadelphia -8.5 vs Washington – W

Atlanta -11.5 vs Tampa Bay – W

San Francisco -10.5 @ St. Louis – L

Minnesota -1 vs Chicago – L

Detroit -3 @ Green Bay – L

Dallas +3 @ NY Giants – L

Carolina +8.5 @ New Orleans – L

Tennessee -2 @ Houston – L

Cincinnati +3 vs Baltimore – L

Cleveland +7 vs Pittsburgh – W

Jacksonville -3.5 vs Indianapolis – W

NY Jets +3 @ Miami – W

Buffalo +11 @ New England – L

Oakland -3 vs San Diego – L

Denver -3 vs Kansas City – L

Seattle +3 @ Arizona – P

TCH NFL Locks™ 2011 Season vs. Spread (127 – 104 – 9) ( .550).

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NFL Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

NFL Power Rankings Week 17: Valley of Slaughter

December 27th, 2011

Jeremiah 19:6-9

So beware, for the time is coming, says the LORD, when this place will no longer be called Topheth or the valley of the son of Hinnom, but the Valley of Slaughter. For I will upset the battle plans of Judah and Jerusalem and let invading armies slaughter them. The enemy will leave the dead bodies as food for the vultures and wild animals. I will wipe Jerusalem from the face of the earth, making it a monument to their stupidity. All who pass by will be appalled and will gasp at the destruction they see there. I will see to it that your enemies lay siege to the city until all the food is gone. Then those trapped inside will have to eat their own sons and daughters and friends. They will be driven to utter despair.

1976 -  Happy Bicentennial Birthday

Power is a fickle bedfellow, inexact as a Molotov cocktail.

Jimmy smiled all the way to The White House.

Max smiled all the way to Las Vegas.

One a peanut farmer. The other a peanut allergy.

One reached the height of power. The other reached the height of depravity.

Both shared a distaste for Teddy.

One for his privileged background and Chappaquiddick sins, the other for his lack of courage to reveal the truth behind his brothers assassinations.

Pontius Pilate washed his hands.

Et tu, Teddy?

NFL Power Rankings Week 17 –

1. Green Bay (14 – 1) l – + + l l – + l w + – l – +

2. San Francisco (12 – 3) l p w l l l + + + + w + – + +

3. New Orleans (12 – 3) – + + + – - l w + l + + l l +

4. New England (12 – 3) + l – + p – – w + l l – w + w

5. Baltimore (11 – 4) + – + + l – w + – p + + – w  -

6. Pittsburgh (11 – 4) w l w w + w + l w l w + w w l

7. Houston (10 – 5) l + w + – – + w l l p l + – -

8. Detroit (10 – 5) l l w + + – w + – + w w – w +

9. Cincinatti (9 – 6) l l w l + + + + – p – w w + +

10. Atlanta (9 – 6) w + – - – + + + – p p – + + w

11. NY Giants (8 – 7) w + + + w p w + w – w l + – +

12. Tennessee (8 – 7) w l – + w + + w l p l l – -  -

13. Oakland (8 – 7) + + l w l + – – l l + w – + +

14. Dallas (8 – 7) w p w w l l – w + w w – w l w 

15. Denver (8 – 7) w – l w w l w l l l l l w w -

16. NY Jets (8 – 7) – l – w p + l l w – w + l w w

17. Philadelphia (7 – 8 )  + w w -  – + l w w l – w l + +

18. Seattle (7 – 8 ) – – + l + p w + l l – + + + w

19. San Diego (7 – 8 ) w – w + + – – w – – – + + + w

20. Chicago (7 – 8 ) + w w – - l + + l l w – + w w

21. Arizona (7 – 8 ) + + w w w w + + + w p l l w w

22. Buffalo (6 – 9) l l l – l p l – w – + – w – l

23. Carolina (6 – 9 ) w l + l l w + – – w + l w l l

24. Kansas City (6 – 9) – – + l + l l – – – + l – l w

25. Miami (5 – 10 ) w w + w w – + l + l + + – l +

26. Washington (5 – 10 ) + w + + w w – w w + l w + l w

27. Cleveland (4 – 11 ) – l w w w p w – – + l w + + l

28. Jacksonville (4 – 11 ) + – w w w + l + + w p w l w l

29. Tampa Bay (4 – 11 ) – + l – l l w w – + – – – -  -

30. Minnesota (3 – 12) + w + – + – l l – – p – l – +

31. Indianapolis (2 – 13) – – + l w w – w w w w l l l l

32. St. Louis (2 – 13 ) w w w w – – + w l – p w w w -

Utilizing Lefty Rosenthal’s Plus/Minus (+/-) Scale bettors may, in a glance, notice trends, patterns, failures, successes and, perhaps, avoid setups and pitfalls.

Lefty Rosenthal was the first to utilize Power Rankings as a bettor, a bookie and later, for The Stardust, as the nation’s premier linesmaker.

“Without rankings,” Lefty said, “how would you know who everybody’s going to bet?”

TCH Power Rankings ™ reflect a combination of record and perception.

Plus (+): bet on & won
Minus (-) : bet on & lost
w (w): bet against & won
l (l): bet against & lost

p (p): push