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G. Robert Blakey

Saturday, March 22nd, 2014

G. Robert Blakey  – South Bend, Indiana

In 2011 we called former Chief Counsel & Director of The House Select Committee on Assassinations, G. Robert Blakey at his Notre Dame lair.

Hello?

Hello, Professor Blakey?

(Pause) Yes?

Hi, I’m Max, can I talk to you for a minute?

I’m, -uh, actually, in a meeting, now’s not good, you can try me in an hour.

(An hour & 1/2 later …)

Hello?

Professor Blakey?

(Pause & no comment)

This is Max, I called you, like, an hour ago and I’m hoping to talk to you for a minute –

Uh, ok, I only have 10 minutes.

Terrific, looking back at the HSCA, it seems as though you were put in a very difficult and very, very political position.

I didn’t look at it as a political position at all. We were there to do a job.

It’s my understanding, the HSCA found conspiracy probable due to acoustic evidence-

No, you’re wrong. There was enough evidence to find probable conspiracy even without acoustical evidence.

Like what?

Witnesses and witness reaction. There was SM Holland standing on the overpass. There’s the Zapruder film.

There was 1 – 2, 3 – 4 shots. The first two coming from the rear.

After all these years, Lone Nut or Conspiracy. Does it matter?

No. Well, it matters for history.

Did the Committee find evidence that Oswald & Ruby knew each other?

No we didn’t. And I don’t believe they knew each other and it doesn’t matter even if they did. There are some that say they saw them together at the strip club. Frankly, I don’t  believe it.

Regarding the intelligence agencies stonewalling of your commitee, specifically, Joannides, do you think it implicates the intelligence community?

No, not at all. There’s no reason to think, just because they stonewalled us, that they had anything to do with conspiracy.

What about the other things, like discrediting conspiracy theorists like Mark Lane?

Well, right. All these things add up and make us wonder why? We found no evidence that suggested the CIA had anything to do with the assassination. Look, if they did have anything to do with the assassination they wouldn’t leave anything behind anyway.

What about the Mexico City recordings and photos?

Those things aren’t evidence of conspiracy.

As sad as the assassination itself was, what seems almost as sad to me, is it’s historical aftermath. Whether it was the cabal, mafia, or a lone nut, it just seems so sad that we still wonder.

Look, a completely sane, rational person can believe Lone Nut. We found some evidence of mafia conspiracy on a local level, not a commission level. We know this because, nationally, we were wiretapping them. We would have heard some chatter.

With hindsight, after all these years, & you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, do you still believe these (mafia) forces were behind the assassination?

(No Answer)

Professor Blakey?

(No Answer – Pause – then “click.”)

Professor Blakey?

TCh (in)Famous NBA Locks ™-

Miami -5.5 @New Orleans                       L

Utah -5.5 vs Orlando                              L

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Instincts

Friday, March 21st, 2014

We recently received a call from a jabroni wearing a tie suggesting a lawsuit about some sort of trademark infringement for our (in)Famous NBA Locks ™ columns.

He said (and we para-phrase): “Attorney Bing Herbcock (not his real name) here, I represent Mega-Corp (not real name but some company we’ve never heard of). My client has influence connected to gambling interests in both Las Vegas and abroad, specifically in the Cayman Islands. Mega-Corp (not real name) is considering a complaint against your shitty, little website for your “NFL Locks” trademark. This complaint arising under the trademark act of 1946 pursuant to trademark infringement, dilution, false designation of origin, unfair competition, and deceptive trade practices … blah, blah, blah,” so boring.

What Attorney Blabcock doesn’t know is: we have attorneys too.

We don’t know he was wearing a tie but on this we’re trusting our instincts …

TCh (in)Famous NBA Locks ™-

Chicago +6 @ Indiana                             L

Philadelphia +12 vs NY                            W

OKC -3 @ Toronto                               L

New Orleans +7 @ Atlanta                      W

Brooklyn -8.5 vs Boston                       W

Miami -4.5 vs Memphis                      W

Denver +8.5 @ Dallas                             L

Detroit +8.5 @ Phoenix                            W

Sacramento +8 vs San Antonio                     L

Washington -4.5 @ LA Lakers                      W

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El Perezoso

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

Tijuana, Mexico – 1992

After his inglorious expulsion from Las Vegas, Max disappeared south of the border.

The US dollar was strong and, for a while, he lived like a king. He immersed himself in the culture.

He drank, drugged, smoked, whored & gambled on cock fights.

He became one with the Mexican people & they became one with him.

He learned the language.

After the money was gone, during the day, he picked fruit with the small children and old women.

They called him El Perezoso which means: “The Fast Picker.”

At night he would pick the fruits of Tijuana’s daughters.

Later, the fathers, pimps or young Mexican suitors would pick fights with him.

TCh (in)Famours NBA Locks ™-

OKC -9.5 @ Cleveland                                L

Minnesota +7.5 @ Houston                         L

Portland -4.5 vs Washington                        W

Golden State -13 vs Milwaukee                      W

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The Juice

Wednesday, March 19th, 2014

OJ Simpson

Perhaps best known for the zany, injury prone Nordberg character from The Naked Gun movies.

After playing professional football, OJ retired to the quiet, Hollywood life of cocaine and sex parties.

Many wonder if this is when he fathered Khloe Kardashian.

Few remember the outlandish double-murder charge back in 1994.

Quickly acquitted (the glove didn’t fitted), OJ thought about joining the senior PGA tour while moonlighting on the trail of his deceased wife’s true assassin(s).

However, too much time had passed, too much evidence tampered with, and too many witnesses intimidated. The case was cold.

OJ picked up the pieces of his life and, with the new technologies and groupie orgies, started hitting the golf ball further than ever.

He paid the membership and cocaine bills with under the table autograph signings.

Set up like a bowling pin, in 2007 The Juice was charged, in Las Vegas, with kidnapping and armed robbery in connection with stolen memorabilia.

On December 5, 2008, Simpson was sentenced to a total of thirty-three years in prison with the possibility of parole in 2017, and is presently at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada.

You can write The Juice @:

OJ Simpson Inmate #1027820

Nevada Department of Corrections

Lovelock Correctional Center

1200 Prison Rd.
Lovelock, Nevada 89419

PHONE: (775) 688-1777

Tonight’s TCh NBA Locks ™-

Chicago -13 @ Philadelphia                  L

Miami -6.5 @ Boston                          L

Charlotte +6 @ Brooklyn                      W

Memphis -11.5 vs Utah                       L

Toronto PK @ New Orleans                    W

Indiana -1.5 @ NY Knicks                   L

Minnesota +5 @ Dallas                           W

Denver -6 vs Detroit                           W

Orlando +11.5 @ Phoenix                        L

LA Lakers +13.5 vs San Antonio                    L

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NBA Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

NBA Locks

Tuesday, March 18th, 2014

TCh (in)Famous NBA Locks ™-

Cleveland +9.5 vs Miami                      W

Atlanta +3 vs Toronto                         W

Milwaukee +12.5 @ Portland              W

Washington -2 @ Sacramento                L

Golden State -12.5 vs Orlando                W

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NBA Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

The Gambler

Monday, March 17th, 2014

TCh (in)Famous NBA Locks ™-

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.

Atlanta +3 @ Charlotte                        W

Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.

Indiana -19 vs Philadelphia                     L

And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.

Brooklyn -3.5 vs Phoenix                    W

Said, if you’re gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

Chicago +2.5 vs OKC                           L

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,

Houston -13.5 vs Utah                               W

Know when to walk away and know when to run.

Boston +11.5 @ Dallas                            L

You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.

LA Clippers -4.5 @ Denver                         L

There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealins done.

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Pain Killers

Sunday, March 16th, 2014

In 1975, Elvis privately feared the world had passed him by. The Beatles were all the rage and the drug-taking, war-hating hippies considered Elvis the music of their parents. In their eyes he was, in his eyes the worst thing in the world, a square.

A square? The King of Rock & Roll?

Constipation and pain killers were taking their toll.

That’s where karate came in.

Elvis was a student of the art of self-defense for almost twenty years.

Near the end he found it great exercise and it helped relieve the chronic constipation, a result of all the pain killer pill popping.

In addition, The King wanted to be able to defend himself in the event of a hippy-attack.

TCh (in)Famous NBA Locks ™

#Charlotte -6 @ Milwaukee                    W

#Phoenix +4.5 @ Toronto                      W

Miami -5.5 vs Houston                            W

New Orleans -5.5 vs Boston                       L

#Minnesota -7.5 vs Sacramento                  L

OKC -8 vs Dallas                                        L

Utah +15 @ San Antonio                           L

Portland +2 vs Golden State

LA Clippers -11 vs Cleveland

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NBA Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

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Pride

Friday, March 14th, 2014

In a pride, the head lion doesn’t join in the hunt.

It’s beneath him.

He’s too important.

Once the killing is done, he feasts on his choice of the carcass.

The others don’t eat until he’s done.

Tonight’s TCh (in)Famous NBA Locks ™

*Charlotte +2 vs Minnesota                                W

*Washington -5 @ Orlando                                L

Philadelphia +16.5 vs Indiana                             W

*Memphis PK @ Toronto                                  L

*Phoenix -5 @ Boston                                       W

Denver +10.5 @ Miami                                         W

Portland -1.5 @ New Orleans                                   W

San Antonio -17.5 vs LA Lakers                                W

Utah +9 vs LA Clippers                                       P

Golden State -9.5 vs Cleveland                            W

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NBA Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

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Dead or Alive ..

Thursday, March 13th, 2014

Fuckin’ blood suckers are all around us.

Creeping through our TV sets and into our computers.

They hide under our beds and get into our pipes.

They haunt us when we’re sleeping and leave us breathless when we awake.

No matter where you are, there they are. It’s survival of the fittest. Eat or be eaten.

Wanted: dead or alive.

TCh (in)Famous NBA Locks ™

Houston -3 @ Chicago                                L

Atlanta -8.5 vs Milwaukee                            L

LA Lakers + 16.5 @ OKC                            L

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NBA Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

Systems

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

Let’s face it, we’re all looking for a system.

Systems to: lose weight, quit smoking, how to pick up girls and … how to make money.

By having a system, this crazy world, for a brief shining moment, makes sense.

Things work in harmony.

Without systems, there is only chaos.

Nothing makes sense.

Sports betting isn’t for everyone.

Considering the 10% vigorish, sports betting isn’t for  anyone.

It’s for the house.

It’s never been for the bettor.

The deck is stacked. The bettor can’t win.

NBA betting systems are popular and part of the reason people pay “professional” handicappers handsome money for their picks.

Unsuccessful degenerate bettors become professional handicappers.

Otherwise they’d still be degenerate bettors … not handicappers.

Some, like Max Steingrout, moonlight as handicappers, but do not collect fees for our locks.

One popular, tried and true, sports betting system is the Time Zone ™ system, popularized recently, right here on our #1 online sports & entertainment degenerate destination resort.

The problem with the Time Zone ™ system, and any other system, is: the wise guys know about it.

For example, of tonight’s contestants, 7 teams are playing back to back:

Detroit, Sacramento, Boston, Dallas, Memphis, Golden State, Portland

Rather than zigging, we’re zagging and implementing the *Reverse Time Zone ™ NBA betting system.

Sort of like the reverse cowboy but very different.

Unfortunately … the wise guys know about the *Reverse Time Zone (tm) too.

TCh (in)Famous NBA Locks ™

Brooklyn +9 @ Miami                                          W

Denver -2 @ Orlando                                        W

*Sacramento -9.5 @ Philadelphia                        W

*Detroit +9.5 @ Toronto                                      L

Charlotte +5.5 @ Washington                              W

*Boston +4 vs NY                                                   L

*Memphis -3.5 @ New Orleans                           L

*Dallas -4.5 @ Utah                                         W

*Portland +7.5 @ San Antonio                              L

Phoenix -8 vs Cleveland                                    L

*Golden State +6.5 @ LA Clippers                       L

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NBA Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

*Reverse Time Zone ™ NBA betting system