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Haircut

Monday, September 26th, 2016

dulles

Getting a haircut, waiting for an inhale, I asked Dick: “Who killed Kennedy?”

“Well,” he began, “there’s no question he was there,” sensing the set-up, he hedged his bet, “I’ve got to believe the mob had something to do with it.”

“How does the mob control the autopsy? How does the mob place illegitimate secret service agents with legitimate secret service credentials on top of the grassy knoll and behind the depository building? How does the mob control the media and the Warren Commission?”

“You think it was LBJ?”

“I think it was someone more powerful than LBJ. These were men who thought they were saving the country. I’d start my list with Allen Dulles.”

 

 

Jimmie Walker Wins PGA Championship!

Monday, August 1st, 2016

Jimmy Walker

SPRINGFIELD, N.J. —  Sitcom legend, Jimmie “JJ” Walker, shocked the golfing world, to win his first major championship and, maybe his first golf tournament.

Unbeknownst to many, including this roving reporter, that Walker even plays golf, Jimmie is the first wire-to-wire winner of the PGA since Phil Mickelson in 2005.

Although not at Baltusrol, and unable to watch the television broadcast, the chaotic week full of storms, delays, and binge drinking, we have confirmed Walker shot 65-66-68-67 and is the fifth consecutive first-time winner in a major.

Walker,  who like many of us, has battled personal demons, said: “Sometimes things just don’t come easy …  There’s a lot of emotion going on out there, I’m not going to lie to you.”

A while ago, regarding Bill Cosby, TMZ reported Walker claims he witnessed Cosby hooking up all the time.

Walker, who worked with Cosby on a movie and on the comedy circuit said: “I actually thought everybody KNEW about all these women.”

Factoid Dept: Good Times was a spin-off of Maude which was itself a spin-off of All in the Family!