Elvis & Nixon

Washington DC – December 21, 1970

Mired in Vietnam madness, Elvis surprised The Nixon White House with his 1970 Holiday visit.

Nixon privately preferred the Everly Brothers and thought Elvis sounded black.

He could not, however, look a public relations gift horse in the mouth: an opportunity to re-connect with the young people.

Elvis was upset with his Memphis Mafia and decided it was time to take care of business.

While out of his pill popping mind, he decided to visit Nixon by himself and become a secret agent in the war against drugs.

Not drugs like the pills he was popping, but hippie drugs.

Constipated & packing heat, both Elvis and Nixon were feeling the pressure of being The King.

Both hated the hippies.

TCh World Famous NFL Final Four Playoff Power Rankings

1. (1. 1.) Denver Broncos (14 – 3) (10 – 7)  +l+++ -w – l++wlwl+ –

2. (2. 3.) Seattle Seahawks  (14 – 3) (11 – 5 – 1)  +ll+ -w+ w -+++++w+p

3. (3. 2.) San Francisco 49ers (14 – 4) (11 – 5 – 2)  + – – ++p+l -pllw+w+++

4. (4. 4.) New England Patriots  (13 – 4) (9 – 8 )  – – ll -+w++ – +ww – lll

TCh Power Rankings ™ utilize Lefty Rosenthal’s Plus/Minus system reflecting a combination of record and perception.

legend:

(previous week ranking. pre-season ranking) (record) (record vs. spread)

+ (plus): bet on & won

– (minus) : bet on & lost

w (w): bet against & won

l (l): bet against & lost

p (p): push

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