The Juice

OJ Simpson

Perhaps best known for the zany, injury prone Nordberg character from The Naked Gun movies.

After playing professional football, OJ retired to the quiet, Hollywood life of cocaine and sex parties.

Many wonder if this is when he fathered Khloe Kardashian.

Few remember the outlandish double-murder charge back in 1994.

Quickly acquitted (the glove didn’t fitted), OJ thought about joining the senior PGA tour while moonlighting on the trail of his deceased wife’s true assassin(s).

However, too much time had passed, too much evidence tampered with, and too many witnesses intimidated. The case was cold.

OJ picked up the pieces of his life and, with the new technologies and groupie orgies, started hitting the golf ball further than ever.

He paid the membership and cocaine bills with under the table autograph signings.

Set up like a bowling pin, in 2007 The Juice was charged, in Las Vegas, with kidnapping and armed robbery in connection with stolen memorabilia.

On December 5, 2008, Simpson was sentenced to a total of thirty-three years in prison with the possibility of parole in 2017, and is presently at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada.

You can write The Juice @:

OJ Simpson Inmate #1027820

Nevada Department of Corrections

Lovelock Correctional Center

1200 Prison Rd.
Lovelock, Nevada 89419

PHONE: (775) 688-1777

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Chicago -13 @ Philadelphia                  L

Miami -6.5 @ Boston                          L

Charlotte +6 @ Brooklyn                      W

Memphis -11.5 vs Utah                       L

Toronto PK @ New Orleans                    W

Indiana -1.5 @ NY Knicks                   L

Minnesota +5 @ Dallas                           W

Denver -6 vs Detroit                           W

Orlando +11.5 @ Phoenix                        L

LA Lakers +13.5 vs San Antonio                    L

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