Birdie Wallace

The Fast Picker: NFL Locks Week 3

If you did blow in Las Vegas in the early ’80s it probably came from someone who got it from someone who go it from Birdie Wallace.

He supplied coke to everyone who supplied coke to everyone in Las Vegas: dealers, valets, bartenders, taxi drivers, strippers, whores, hotel managers, stars and performers.

Steve & Edie, Phyllis Dyller, Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Sammy Davis Jr., Brando, Eric Estrada, Goldie Hawn: either directly or indirectly, Max Steingrout sold cocaine to them all.

Birdie Wallace’s cocaine.

Peru was the world’s leading producer of cocaine. The Colombian traffickers turned it into a dirty, bloody business and the cartel cocaine wars turned violent. This spelled the end for ’60’s pacifists like Las Vegas’ Birdie Wallace.

He didn’t have the stomach for the rough stuff.

Birdie made too many people nervous and he started to make too much money.

Birdie was fine doing the hustle, rolling a junkie or slapping around an under-aged runaway hooker, but once he started to move mountains of coke and make the kind of money reserved for Wayne Newton, he no longer knew his place.

One day he flew away.

Allegedly with a bullet to the back of his head.

*Week 10 NFL Locks ™

Cincinnati -6.5 vs Cleveland                   L

Jacksonville +7.5 vs Dallas                   L

Miami +3 @ Detroit                             L

Buffalo -1 vs Kansas City                         L

New Orleans -5.5 vs San Francisco            L

Tennessee +10 @ Baltimore                      L

NY Jets +3.5 vs Pittsburgh                      W

Tampa Bay +3 vs Atlanta                      L

Oakland +12 vs Denver                       L

St. Louis +7 @ Arizona                        L

NY Giants +9.5 @ Seattle                         L

Chicago +7.5 @ Green Bay                        L

Carolina +7 @ Philadelphia                      L

* Editor’s note: with the exception of Thursday Night’s Cincinnati debacle, this week we’ve invoked the Opposites betting system.  Tried & true, when things are spiraling out of control, you study the lines, look over the injury reports, check the weather, make your pick, then bet the opposite. After all, nobody – but nobody – beats the boys in Vegas.

TCh NFL Locks ™ vs Spread (64 – 69 – 1) (.468%)

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NFL Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.

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