Gone are the days of the big advertising contracts, dot com money, country clubs, expense accounts, courtesy cars, champagne, cocaine, personal assistants, interns, and high class escort services. Only empty bottles of Svedka Vodka remain from the skeletal corporate takeover celebration, a project forever on hold. Revenues are meager, endorsements gone, sponsors withdrawn, inspections rejected, bills unpaid. We spend our lonely nights in the lounge hoping someone will slip us a rufie.
This weekend’s NFL Playoff Locks are about redemption.
Bet early, bet often.
You can thank us on Monday.
KC -3 vs New England L
LA Rams +3.5 @ New Orleans W
Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NFL Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.
