NFL Playoff Locks of the Week

We don’t get out much anymore.

Too much anxiety and stress on the lumbar, specifically #’s 3, 4 & 5.

The exception being when the dim-witted nephew visits Las Vegas and slips me a hit of ecstacy.

I say “slips,” ok, I buy it. A hit for me, him, his friends, and more for me.

The X seems to take the edge off the lower lumbar.

Quick season review reveals: 21 – 18 – 3 record.

Middling, at best. Chimpanzee-like, at worst.

Still, there’s time left in this NFL season to make winners out of all of us.

Looking back at this year’s published picks, we lost when we stopped thinking for ourselves.

We lost when we listened to others and stopped listening to ourselves.

Basically, we lost when we lost our backbone.

Well, This is Us, our NFL Playoff Locks of the Week:

Kansas City -5.5 vs Indianapolis                      W

LA Rams -7 vs Dallas                                     W

LA Chargers +4 @ New England                           L

New Orleans -8 vs Philadelphia                       L

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NFL Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.







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