baying of the hounds

Dear Degenerate Meth heads, Gamblers, Fornicators & Beloved Nana:

For now, we are going to place our steroid investigation of Lynn Nolan Ryan, Jr on hold. Complete with elevator music and waft of stale, perfume-scented, old man farts.

Nolan Ryan is a hero. By all accounts, a good natured, hard-working, God-fearing, unpretentious family man. A Hall of Famer in baseball and in life.

It doesn’t matter whether he took performance enhancing drugs or not.


Did Nolan Ryan use performance enhancing drugs?

We don’t know.

Baseball was a game and we pretended we were stars collecting statistics on our cards.

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