baying of the hounds

Dear Degenerate Meth heads, Gamblers, Fornicators & Beloved Nana:

For now, we are going to place our steroid investigation of Lynn Nolan Ryan, Jr on hold. Complete with elevator music and waft of stale, perfume-scented, old man farts.

Nolan Ryan is a hero. By all accounts, a good natured, hard-working, God-fearing, unpretentious family man. A Hall of Famer in baseball and in life.

It doesn’t matter whether he took performance enhancing drugs or not.

Epilogue:

Did Nolan Ryan use performance enhancing drugs?

We don’t know.

Baseball was a game and we pretended we were stars collecting statistics on our cards.

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