It’s true. You win some and you lose some. Thankfully, the human species is conditioned to move on. Desperate for survival conditioned by instinct.
Same rings true in the gambling environment. We forge on.
Tonight we’re offering ICS’ (in)famous NBA Locks of the Night:
Boston -2 vs Milwaukee
Denver +4 @ Portland
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Until next time, we remain in light.
So this is it?
All that remain are the grifters, swindlers, and degenerates.
The trade deadline has come and gone.
Anthony Davis is still, much to Magic’s dismay, a Pelican.
The NBA remains in disarray.
The East is up for grabs.
Golden State implodes while waiting for KD to calm the f#ck down.
Hindsight is 20-20, but it’s worth mentioning BEFORE tonight’s games: The 6 team parlay pays out 50 to 1.
Bet $500 win $25,000.
Tonight’s NBA Locks/6 Team Guaranteed Parlay:
Minnesota +3 @ Orlando L
LA Clippers +7 @ Indiana L
Toronto -8.5 @ Atlanta W
Boston -8.5 vs LA Lakers L
Portland -6 vs San Antonio W
Memphis +13.5 @ OKC L
Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NBA Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.
They say it’s darkest right before the dawn and in Max’s case it’s true. In 1986 luminary, Jake “The Fizz” Fizzario (RIP) shot across the Las Vegas desert sky intersecting and brightening Max Steingrout’s life.
Together, they turned Las Vegas upside down with “The System,” culminating in Max Steingrout’s wrongful (& illegal) entry into The Black Book in 1991.
The Fizz (RIP) was done. Max was done. “The System” was done and, in Max’s opinion: Las Vegas was done.
The corporate takeover was complete. The last vestiges of Meyer Lansky’s crew were run out of town with Lefty Rosenthal & Co.
TCh NBA Locks ™-
Detroit +6.5 @ Cleveland L
Brooklyn -5.5 @ Orlando L
Toronto -13 vs Philadelphia L
Charlotte +5.5 @ Washington W
Atlanta -7.5 vs Boston W
Miami +4.5 @ Memphis W
Indiana -2 @ Milwaukee P
Chicago -2.5 @ Minnesota W
New Orleans +6.5 vs Phoenix W
Houston -1.5 @ Denver L
Portland -13 vs Sacramento L
OKC +3 @ LA Clippers W
Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NBA Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.
TCh (in)Famous NBA Locks ™-
So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Atlanta +3 @ Charlotte W
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
Indiana -19 vs Philadelphia L
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Brooklyn -3.5 vs Phoenix W
Said, if you’re gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.
Chicago +2.5 vs OKC L
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Houston -13.5 vs Utah W
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
Boston +11.5 @ Dallas L
You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
LA Clippers -4.5 @ Denver L
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealins done.
Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NBA Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.
April 30, 1975 – Saigon fell, and so did 18 year old, Huckleberry Max Steingrout’s spirits.
His dream of conscription dashed.
JFK, MLK, & RFK were dead.
Nixon resigned.
Chevy Chase parodied a bumbling, stumbling Gerald Ford on Saturday nights.
Hormones and acne in full bloom, Max had few friends and fewer girlfriends.
Rumor of legalized prostitution convinced him to take a Trailways bus from Elmira, NY to Las Vegas, NV.
39 years later, it all seems like yesterday ….
TCh (in)Famous NBA Locks ™–
Cleveland +7.5 vs San Antonio L
Indiana -5 vs Golden State L
Houston +1 vs Miami W
Philadelphia +21 @ OKC L
Phoenix +3.5 vs LA Clippers L
New Orleans +2.5 @ LA Lakers W
Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NBA Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.
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