WASHINGTON –
Poor Rocket Man.
Not since Jesus has there been a more persecuted soul.
First, his personal trainer shoots up his wife in their bedroom with hardcore drugs, without his knowledge while he’s away on a road trip.
Then, he’s named as a steroid user in MLB’s Mitchell Report.
Then his friend, Andy Pettitte remembered, and maybe misremembered, Roger telling him he’d used HGH.
Mr. Clemens, like a young Mr. Smith, goes to Washington to defend his good name.
Instead, Congress throws him a perjury curveball.
Now, after all this, his fate rests in the hands of strangers.
Is Clemens like Jesus?
Stay tuned America, once acquitted he, & attorney Rusty Hardin, will let us know.
