Hire Max

Max Steingrout has appeared at hundreds of business meetings, weddings, bar mitzvahs, birthday parties, bachelor & bachelorette parties, Russian bathhouses, & autograph signings.

For a fee, he will speak on a number of topics including: gambling, drugs, drinking, entry into The Black Book, his life on the run in Mexico, his triumphant return to Las Vegas, JFK conspiracy or the Mob.

Mr. Steingrout’s theories about The Rise & Fall of Las Vegas have broken new ground in the historical understanding of the city that Buzz Bissinger described as: “Most creative architecture in America.”

In addition to his lectures, he loves to party.

Mr. Steingrout is completing his autobiography about his degenerate life as a pusher, pimp, gambler, user, loser, winner, & Las Vegas Legend.

Max mentions he’d like to find a network job, preferably on camera.

When asked how the Hire Max venture is going, he admits:  “Slow. Real slow. I think the link was broken. Either that or the economy,” bemused he continues, “or maybe it’s the sagging.”

Longtime Associate, one-time knee breaker, all-time ball breaker, Dick Wheeler adds: “Maybe your picks stink.”

Planning a trip to Las Vegas or interested in hiring Mr. Steingrout to speak in your community?

Contact Max on twitter: @thechickenhawk1 or e-mail: tch@thechickenhawk.com.

NFL Locks

Detroit -6.5 vs Green Bay                  W

Dallas -7.5 vs Oakland                          L

Baltimore -3 vs Pittsburgh                L

Indianapolis -3.5 vs Tennessee      W

Kansas City +5.5 vs Denver              L

Cleveland -7 vs Jacksonville            L

Carolina -7.5 vs Tampa Bay               W

Chicago +1 @ Minnesota                     L

Arizona +3 @ Philadelphia                 P

Miami +2 @ NY Jets                             W

Atlanta +3 @ Buffalo                            W

St. Louis +8 @ San Francisco            L

Houston +7.5 vs New England         W

San Diego -1 vs Cincinnati                    L

NY Giants -1 @ Washington                W

Seattle -4.5 vs New Orleans                W

TCh NFL Locks ™ vs Spread (77 – 93 – 5) (.453%)

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NFL Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you might lose/ win.

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