LAS VEGAS, NV – Feb. 1991
Sports Illustrated’s Leigh Montville was in town doing a story on linesmaking & sports betting.
Max resisted numerous interview requests until Montville stalked him in Caesars’ sportsbook. While other handicappers pretended not to notice, Max made his picks. It was 11:30 am and he was done for the day. The lines moved immediately.
“Max? Leigh Montville, Sports Illustrated, can I have a minute?”
Oh Jesus. Max was tired. He had been up all night doing blow and spanking strippers.
Before he was able to respond, the pasty Montville was on him like a toothless crack whore.
Denver Nuggets -5 vs Portland Trail Blazers W
Orlando Magic -2 @ Dallas Mavericks W
NBA Locks ™ Season: 9 – 9 (.500)
NBA Picks ™ Season: 428 – 376 – 13 (.532)
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