In the ’50′s we drank martinis and chased communists.

In the ’60′s we dropped acid and chased hippies in mini-skirts.

In the ’70′s we snorted coke and had unprotected sex with interns.

In the ’80′s we dissolved into our scotch and marital problems.

The ’90′s were an ecstasy blur haunted by erectile dysfunction and illegal money grabs.

The 21st Century is reserved for pharmaceutical companies and retirees with extra prostitute money.

NFL Locks of the Week ™-

Atlanta -3 vs Dallas                          L

LA Chargers -7 vs Denver               L

Arizona -4.5 vs Oakland                 L

Rams -3 vs Kansas City                P

Disclaimer: The Chickenhawk’s NFL Locks™ are not for entertainment purposes. They are for making you serious amounts of ca$h. Remember: the more you bet, the more you win.